Rule #27

Graduation speeches will evoke tears from the mother.

Rule #27

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Rule #27

Don't eat that greenish stuff at the back of the fridge. We think it might have been some kind of pasta at one point or another....

Rule #27

Cleaning music is required. No questions.

Rule #27

Don't break your friends.

Rule #27

Never buy too much ice when it's not hot.